Weekly spam files

I got some seriously choice spam messages this week. Here are some of the outstanding ones. The first one was hilarious -- but even more hilarious that it decided to include the TV show "The View" in the list of the "earth's ills" for a double punch line.

Former Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - claims aliens are gay and that they are responsible for many of the earth's ills including global warming, war, disease and The View.

The House of Representatives ethics committee has passed a new set of Republican backed rules which reduce the Ten Commandments down to nine "suggestions".

Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins...Aliens

Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi