Trouble selling your home? St. Joseph to the rescue!

But you have to be a believer or it won't work.  Well, even then it won't work. 

I wonder what kind of anti-scientific process that lead someone to postulate that it isn't enough to just _pray_ to St. Joseph -- no -- you have to a) make a mini-me version of him
b) bury him in your yard
c) Oh, don't forget the most important part -- bury him _upside down_.

Funny how products you buy on TV from hacks have a supposed "Guaranteed to work or your money back" promise, yet religious cruft from the local "Christan Supply" store doesn't...  Think about it...

Some homeowners resort to outside help to sell their property: Consumer Reports Home & Garden Blog